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Mad Hatter & Happy Hatter – May 2

May 2, 2019 | 8:20 AM

Mad Hatter
Not surprised with the alarming news that businesses are calling Alberta already?? The movie business funds were cancelled.

Happy Hatter
Would like to know how the average CT consumption is figured in AB? Four students in Lethbridge use half that amount in a year. House/garage in our fair city used half the average amount also. Maybe as a province we do over consume.

Mad Hatter
If you are going to come through my till while on the phone – DON’T. Finish your conversation. I work at the post office which means I have to ask you a number of questions about your purchase. It’s absolutely just RUDE to be carrying on a conversation while I’m trying to help you.

Mad Hatter
I hate social media. People pretend their lives are amazing; that they love their jobs… but complain about all of it the second they are offline.

Mad Hatter
Really? We are cheering about spending money on pot stores. Medical use I get but really, we’re just teaching kids instead of dealing with life like we all did here’s a band-aid: the wonderful world of drugs! Now weed is legal so you got an easy way out! The human race has become weak and over sensitive.

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Mad Hatter
This city is full of the absolute dumbest drivers. Have a pickup truck? Apparently, you can go through red lights and stop signs, no problem!

Mad Hatter
That lazy, useless people keep piling up their old dirty mattresses beside the big garbage bin by our 4-plex. Unless we load and move them ourselves, they will just sit there. Be an adult and take that garbage to the dump!

Mad Hatter
That a convicted sex offender/pedophile, who recently spent time in jail, continues to breach his probation and nothing is being done about it. He will reoffend and ruin more lives. These creeps never change.

Mad Hatter
Picture this – Wednesday, May 1, TD Bank at Southview – noon – middle aged blonde lady in blue coat, bright printed leggings, purse with black diamond shapes on it – yes lady – this is YOU!! While you are standing waiting for the teller to do your business, you decide that it is a good time to phone someone. You were SO LOUD!! “Hi Pop, you home? I’m at the bank and will be over shortly”. EVERYONE in the bank was looking at you but you didn’t see because you were waiting for the teller. Next time think twice before YELLING INTO YOUR PHONE IN A BUSINESS. No one wants to hear you!!!!!!!!!!!!

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