Mad Hatter & Happy Hatter - Mar 8

By CHAT News Today
March 8, 2018 - 8:05am Updated: March 8, 2018 - 9:58am

Mad Hatter
Upset at the lack of time it took to get a cab on Saturday night after the recent Food and Veverage Expo. That event was overflowing with people and afterwards we all stood around waiting endlessly for a cab. It took 40 minutes until the first one arrived! Ridiculous, Medicine Hat.  We need Uber! 

Mad Hatter
Pro tip for our hockey teams’ social media wizard who blocks fans on Twitter:  we can still see all your posts since you put the exact same stuff on every other social media app.

Mad Hatter
At tailgaters! Do NOT tailgate me when I am behind a gravel truck, staying 15 meters back as well as going the speed limit. Should have known you were going to get brake checked.

Happy Hatter
Nobody's dropping bombs on me. Nobody's shooting at me. My belly is full. My furnace works. I have a place to live. I get to go to work. I can walk. I can drive a car. I have people who love me, and I love them back. I'm old but still healthy. I love my rescue dog. I'm rich without much money or stuff. I live in the best town in the best country on Earth. Yes, I am a Happy Hatter.

Happy Hatter
Spring!!! Finally, Spring! That and Moving our clocks ahead this weekend! Life is good!

Mad Hatter
Seeing a young girl with her window BARELY scraped from the frosty morning. No wonder she didn’t see the two young mothers waiting to cross the road at a daycare – just sped on by. So dangerous. It takes two extra minutes to scrape your windows, but no, you are just too selfish to do that.

Mad Hatter
This is old news, but we have to keep complaining or they'll think it's fixed – sidewalks – has anyone got a ticket or a warning for ice on the sidewalk? There are people that have not cleaned the sidewalk at all this winter. Do we have to phone by-law and complain or what? They can't seem to do anything about dogs either.

Mad Hatter
This winter just seems so long. Barely any chinooks and now this endless stretch on cold into March. When will this snow and cold leave us for good?!

 

 

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