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Mad Hatter & Happy Hatter – January 16

Jan 16, 2020 | 8:56 AM

Mad Hatter

Why are more and more clowns driving around with their fog lights on when there is no fog? Do you think it looks cool? Are you under the impression that it helps you to see better? Do you know how to run your light switch? Are you able to think clearly or are you in a fog? Another example of me,me,me. The police need to start handing out tickets and the clowns need to show some respect.

Happy Hatter

New pricing at city fitness center is so great, I can use the fitness center, go to aqua and dryland fitness classes and go swimming for a little 53.00. Most other centres charge so high for half as much. Thanks city.

Mad Hatter

To the “oilfield wife” saying teachers and nurses don’t deserve raises as long as the oilfield isn’t booming. Some women went out and actually made something of themselves. Now that your man isn’t bringing you home the big bucks you’ll have to go and do the same.

Happy Hatter

Cosmos on a rooftop in Malaysia are better than working in -40!

Happy Hatter

I’m happy I am in Kuala Lumpur but also I’m sad that I’m not with my besties!

Mad Hatter

Mad that when I wake up in 5 hours I’ll be hungover because I drank too many free cocktails. That’s a bummer.

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