Mad Hatter & Happy Hatter – Mar 8
Mad Hatter
Upset at the lack of time it took to get a cab on Saturday night after the recent Food and Veverage Expo. That event was overflowing with people and afterwards we all stood around waiting endlessly for a cab. It took 40 minutes until the first one arrived! Ridiculous, Medicine Hat. We need Uber!
Mad Hatter
Pro tip for our hockey teams’ social media wizard who blocks fans on Twitter: we can still see all your posts since you put the exact same stuff on every other social media app.
Mad Hatter
At tailgaters! Do NOT tailgate me when I am behind a gravel truck, staying 15 meters back as well as going the speed limit. Should have known you were going to get brake checked.
Happy Hatter
Nobody’s dropping bombs on me. Nobody’s shooting at me. My belly is full. My furnace works. I have a place to live. I get to go to work. I can walk. I can drive a car. I have people who love me, and I love them back. I’m old but still healthy. I love my rescue dog. I’m rich without much money or stuff. I live in the best town in the best country on Earth. Yes, I am a Happy Hatter.